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“Turn right in 2 miles. Do not disappoint me.”
“How grand it must be to have the luxury of not taking Exit 12. Turn around when possible, you bumbling idiot.”
“How extraordinarily like your father you are; he would have missed the turn-off too. Turn around and go back, you pathetic fool.”
“There will be no foolish lane-merging or silly u-turns in the next mile.”
Now that’s a GPS I would use.
I laughed at EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.
It was glorious.Submitted by novemberjewel
Alan Rickman for best set designer. Alan Rickman for best costume design. Alan Rickman for best makeup. Alan Rickman for best foreign language film. Alan Rickman for best original song.
ALAN RICKMAN FOR BEST ALAN
ALAN RICKMAN FOR
ALAN RICKMAN FOR
Inception, meet Harry Potter: You’re waiting for a train, a train that will take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you, but you don’t know for sure. But it doesn’t matter. How can it not matter to you where that train will take you?
TOM: There was a lovely scene in which he was marching down a corridor with us behind him. And for those of you who don’t know, Snape, Alan Rickman’s character, he wears almost a wedding gown, it’s black, not white. It drapes about two meters behind him. He has a very dry scenes of humor and he turn around to us before and said, “Don’t. Step. On my effing cloak.” That was an actual quote. And of course, we never knew if he was actually joking or not.
can i just marry this moment? harry’s just spoken in parseltounge and everyone is freaking the FUCK out and then we get this shot of Snape’s face, and he’s not scared or horrified or even amazed - and when you rewatch it occurs to you that snape is worried, and he’s just thinking ‘lily… what the FUCK is going on with your son?’ because up until now snape’s always looked out for harry ~~behind the scenes and openly disliked him whenever they’re both on screen but then there’s this and it takes everyone by surprise and snape’s facade drops for like a second because this is the kid he’s promised to protect no matter what, and it’s clear from all this crazy shit that happens to harry that it’s not going to be an easy job. and snape knows from the look on harry’s face that he didn’t know he was a parseltounge and it’s suddenly incredibly clear that harry has no idea who the fuck he actually is - the powers he has, the prophecy, none of it - and snape’s just hit with the fact that harry NEEDS to be protected because he can’t protect himself ALAN RICKMAN I COMMEND YOU I SERIOUSLY DON’T THINK ANYONE ELSE COULD PLAY SNAPE YOU ROCK THOSE GREASY LOCKS BABY